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Though the Brasky gang eventually became one of the crown jewels of SNLs late 9. Studio 8. H, a reaction that may have to do with the characters inexplicably shared attributes ruddy faces, buck teeth, and novelty sized tumblers of scotch. The premise of the Will Ferrell and Adam Mc. Kay penned sketchin which Ferrell, Alec Baldwin, Mark Mc. Kinney, and David Koechner praise the mythical achievements of unseen frenemy Bill Braskyis simple and infinitely repeatable. Its the set dressing that required multiple tries to win over the shows viewers. The Ferrari calendar models exist only in Faris and Kristen Wiigs descriptions, but their characters ecstasy does all the visualizing thats necessarythat and lines like No. Holes. Faris and Wiigs reactions make for simple games of comedic heightening, but what pushes Bookstore into end of show territory is the clerk played by Bill Hader, who just cant land a laugh with his invariably jumbled come ons. Combined with his scene partners hyperventilation, Haders underplayed awkwardness makes for a weirder quality than any Ferrari calendar could dish out. Perkins, in a state trooper costume and menacing sunglasses, hosts a local teen dance party show, where the kids boogie to snippets of Silver Convention between floor interviews and computer checks for outstanding warrants. Just when it starts to seem like there must be a point to this or they wouldnt be doing it, the show cuts away to footage of car crashes from safety training films. The whole thing may have simply been an early attempt to indulge Dan Aykroyd in his passion for playing with walkie talkies. Robin Duke, quivering with meek lust, introduces Jeff Bridges as the speaker at a National Organization Of Women luncheon, then blanks out on what hes saying because hes such a hunk. After everyone takes part in a fantasy musical number, Bridges finishes his speech and hurriedly replaces the tie he ripped off while singing and dancing and Duke snaps back to reality, then excitedly tells the ladies that, next week, their speaker will behubba hubbaMel Gibson. The joke seems to be that its somehow ridiculous and hypocritical for women who call themselves feminists to think hot guys are hotshowing that, while some of the sketches collected in this Inventory are amazingly pointless, some of the sketches that do have points might have been better if they hadnt. So it is with Sloths, which features a live intro and outro by Kristen Wiig, but primarily consists of a video ostensibly put together by a group of students in Staten Island Technical High School for a local cable access program produced by the local zoo. What follows is a mash up of crude graphics and even cruder lyrics, all backed by a musical track that aims for punk rock but ends up sounding like late 8. The audience clearly has no idea how to interpret the aural and visual onslaught, with only a few moments evoking any audible laughter. The fact that something this bizarre made it on air at all speaks to Lorne Michaels implicit trust in The Lonely Island. Either that, or it speaks to a severe lack of better ideas inside the writers room that week. In either case, heres a 3,0. Bud Light toast in your honor, Sloths. Danitra Vance plays the title character, who works in Oprah Winfreys diner and is cruelly taunted by a gang of redneck louts. But they arent picking on her because shes black they think its funny that she always clomps around wearing one shoe. The rednecks are broadly cartoonish, but Vance, who gets to deliver a mid sketch monologue about her dream of walking normally, plays her part with the burning conviction of a Broadway actress making her debut on the opening night of Raisin In The Sun. Then Dennis Miller walks in wearing a tinselly crown. He announces that hes a prince in search of his one shoed princess, though Miller gives his usual performance as a smug, surly douchebag whos pissed off that he has to wait until the end of the show to hit the clubs and be recognized as a TV celebrity by attractive young women with no selectivity index. The total effect of the sketch is to thoroughly blur the line between comic absurdism and just doing a half assed job. Dre, October 2. 6, 1. A sketch thats basically an excuse for Tim Meadows and Tracy Morgan to ham it up, Russell Tate Law Firm imagines two thug lawyers who are so committed to getting clients the money theyre owed, they dont care who they have to offend to get the job done. Its a fairly straightforward idea, but it aired later in the evening presumably because it includes plenty of cutaways to client testimonials pretty much every cast member makes an appearance, and because, in spite of its disguised simplicity, its actually rich. Watch Trucker Online. Morgan and Meadows get into Russell and Tates storied history as lawyers, fleshing out the world of a sketch thats only a few minutes long. That kind of backstory might make for a compelling scene, but not one a mass audience would want to invest in with so little payoff. Still, its Exhibit A in how a well written piece can come alive simply through performances. Original Video More videos at Tiny. Pic. 8. Then Mike Myers, his features arranged to form an expression that ought to be the international symbol for flop sweat, comes on as the priest, and OHara steps in front of him, wearing a wedding dress and smiling like an insane person. Myers babbles until his mouth runs dry, then OHara stops smiling, hyperventilates, puts her ring on top of the casket, and throws her bouquet at the mourners who react with terrified screams. Ten years earlier, OHara was hired as part of the SNL cast but got cold feet and quit before her first show. When she takes the stage for the goodbyes after this sketch and cries out, Thank you, Lord, its easy to wonder if shes thinking about the bullet she dodged. But Lampreys remains an oddly compelling sketch. For one thing, theres a solid arc to Oteris friendship with the titular eels, and the sketch is quick on its feet, travelling to multiple locations to tell that story. Its also surprisingly poignant even though the kid is pulling flesh eating beasts off his face, hes also losing his best friends. Perhaps the wobbly emotional core is what pushed this otherwise solid sketch to the end of the show. Sometimes, these are absurdist pieces intentionally designed to split the audience down the middle. Other times, the show attempts to evoke a mood above all else. So it is with The Blue Jean Committee, which doesnt have a single punchline in its three and a half minute running time. Fred Armisen attempted another musically based anti sketch the previous year in the form of The Bjelland Brothers, but while that sketch was about testing the audiences patience, The Blue Jean Committee offers up a much more laid back vibe, inviting the audience both in studio and at home to join in with the song Massachusetts Afternoon. While Armisen and host Jason Segel offer up semi nonsensical verses between the insanely catchy choruses, the audience at the small town bar in which they perform never mocks The Blue Jean Committee. Everyone is into the proceedings, and that includes Paul Rudd and The Muppets.